Visit this website to see what a noodle is.
There are many types of Noodles including Parpardelle, Farfelle, Shells, Campanelle, Bucatini, Angel Hair etc.
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If you have never eaten noodles, I disown you as a noodlechild. You are not mine. Vist this site, enjoy the noodles hot to warm up your cold, dead heart.